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شماره ارسال SMS از طریق موبایل: 0935-6243988

تبادل لینک

19 October, 2008

SMS های زیبای انگلیسی (سری 2)

1+1 is 2: my love is true.
2+2 is 4: I love you more.
3+3 is 6: my love is fix.
4+4 is 8: my love is great.
5+5 is 10: Don't forget me then.

Easy Ways to Die:
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

"FRIENDS r like puzzle pieces.If one goes away,that piece can never be REPLACED & the puzzle will never be whole again. YOU r a piece i will keep FOREVER."

When U win,
I will proudly tell the world "Hey! That is my friend!"
But when U lose, I will sit by Ur side, hold Ur hand and say, "hey I am Ur friend"

I'll lend you my shoulder,
if you need to cry,
I'll lend you my life,
if you need to die,
I'll lend you my legs,
if you need to walk,
I'll lend you my voice,
if you need to talk,
I'll lend it all to you in the end,
because I am your friend!

If I had a wish, I would be your tears, to be born in your eyes and die on your lips. But if U were my tears, I would never cry, IN FEAR OF LOSING YOU...

I love all the stars
in the sky,
but they are nothing
compared to the ones
in your eyes!
Love U!

I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you

Man gets and forgets ; but God gives and forgives .

It Is Better Not To Promise At All, That To Promise And Not To Keep It.

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